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You just showed up at a regular old bait-and-switch. It's not like you can call the ACCC down on them for false advertising. Do you complain about how your maccas burger looks?

When you want fast food is gonna look crap, fast lay with anal, no condom and a negotiable price Unless, of course, you enjoy contracting STD's. It's not just herpes - you can also contract syphilis, gonorrhea and several other STDs from oral. Fuck all the hookers you want dude, just educate yourself.

Also didn't you say in another thread you have a girlfriend? Because jesus fuck she doesn't deserve to get sick because her deadbeat boyfriend is off getting blowjobs from prostitutes behind her back. I actually can't tell if you're a troll but either way, your money would be better spent on therapy.

Sounds like you need it. We're not the ones addicted to porn and having to resort to paying 40yr old hookers to get a fuck. She said that you're on her "no fly" list, which is saying something, because she's fucked some skeevy guys. Thread of the year right here! OP, you are a funny cunt. You should go for a walk or run or something to get some happy feels. Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of fifi:. Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline or toothpaste, if not available a toilet paper tube if available , wedged firmly between a matress.

Parnell observes his experiments from the afterlife. No wonder the ladies are running a mile. This guy's attitude - may as well write NOPE on your forehead.

Of course they use fake ads. They do it for the same reasons that anyone uses that pre-heart break photo where you look appealing on your tinder profile instead of your current fat face. No one is interested otherwise. That's what you get. You want someone who actually looks like their photo? Fucking pay for it. So if the Asian hookers are only slightly cheaper, why have you been refusing peoples advice to use a brothel? Your lack of respect for women disgusts me, by the way.

The women have a lack of respect for themselves lmfao. He is using them for their "intended purposes" because that's what they put themselves up for. I'm kinda scared this guy lives in Brisbane. He may walk past me one day and I won't know it. You want to know what's cheaper than an Asian hooker and will live up to even your low expectations?

Giving yourself a hand job. Steel Panther - Asian Hooker [4: Steel Panther in Music. What's your username on PokerStars? I'm sure you have some sick burns to tell us about Lodge a complaint with the ACCC.

It's obscene that these whores can bait and switch like that! Everyone will know you as the real guy. I'm sure you can come up with more commentary than bait and switch Asian hookers. Other than that I'm saying out of this post, it's a nice day outside. Willing, soft, warm, if charmed right would do most things and better yet she'd actually want to root you, not her next paycheck. Go in with no expectations and no fear and you'd be surprised at the amount of extra confidence you have. Like bruh I met my missus stoned as fuck at a yoga club I mistakenly joined.

Yeah hate to break it to ya but hot chicks aren't in brothels or the local classified ads selling their bodies mate. But they do help men become the best version of themselves, which does go a long way in increasing your chances of getting laid.

You know depressed people are realists not pessimists, right? Delusions of grandeur are essential for healthy wellbeing.

Most people self assess as above average which doesn't add up. Depressed people self assess mostly accurately. OP just needs delude himself that he is better than he really is like most other people do. This is blatantly incorrect, most of the depressed people I treat think everyone they love hates them and no one would miss them if they died. It's pretty much never true.

Not true at all. Depression is more about chemical imbalance in the brain than the nonsense you are talking about or even the crapness of reality. Ah with context I remove my statement, although if she's cheating and then you're cheating and calling her a bitch I don't know why you both bother dating each other. Girls ignore messages from guys they're not into.

It's easier to ignore and block sb online than it is in real life. What are you talking about? Ive been on tinder dates where we barely had two drinks each and I got laid. Many of us can also be found on IRC at reddit-australia.

Adelaide Canberra Darwin Hobart Tasmania. For 30 odd years I have never really felt that I have been attractive to the opposite or same sex. I am a virgin and in my whole adult life I have never been on a date. I have had one boyfriend when I was I have tried online dating but I am not exactly the model figure and find that I don't get any response.

I just want to feel that I am important to someone, that someone wants to spend time with me - is that too much to ask? So Brisbane reddit - help me and my pathetic love life. And when you ask why did I turn to the internet - because I am too embarrassed to discuss it in real life. You don't need to go find a label or anything - as much as people often get painted as a whirlwind of hormones ready to fuck the first thing with a postcode, for a lot of people you don't get sexually attracted to someone until, wait for it, you're sexually attracted to someone.

If you don't like what's on offer, then you can't help but wait around until something does come along that does cause that spark. This next bit is going to sound harsh, but it helped me clear-the-fog: You can be the best person ever, work hard for it and have an incredible yearning for another person's unconditional love - but in the end that means completely nothing.

Partnership is all randomness in the end - the way people cross paths, it's pure chaos. From that you're either going to attract more decent people around you or set yourself up so that you're in complete control of your own well-being so you don't need anyone else.

Thats a really interesting concept. I dont really feel owed anything but absolutely there are twerks of jealously when my weirdo younger cousin bags a man and i cant. Losing your virginity to fulfill a social stigma is silly, if you want it for your own happiness then keep diving into it but if you are simply doing it because other people say it's great then maybe don't worry so much.

Are you a man? I noticed others asking and that will help, not because it's a big deal either way but different sexes have different ways of getting laid if i'm honest.

As someone in a similar boat, it's not losing your virginity that matters. It's going your whole life without anyone expressing attraction to you, it can be frankly soul-crushing. The longer you go feeling unattractive the harder it is to seem confident, which in turn makes you less attractive and the cycle continues.

A shy girl that is too afraid to ever speak their mind or do what they want is just as unattractive as a girl that clearly spends a good portion of their morning in front of mirrors, falsifying their image.

Both have no confidence in some aspect or another and it's a huge turn off. A girl that's confident with themselves and down to earth is priority over looks for most men. I may be wrong, but from what I can tell I think that goes for women as well.

I have a boyfriend, but it was a long time coming and I've gone through the wringer to get someone like him. I'm happy to help you get set up on dating sites, having used a heap myself! I can't be your boyfriend, but I'm happy to be a friend: Feel free to PM me: I found a lot less of my energy was spent on looking for a boyfriend when I nurtured friendships.

The confidence I got from those ironically made me more attractive: Here's a question - do you want to have sex? Is it something that you want to do, or something that you feel you need to do?

Have you considered that you're potentially on the asexuality spectrum ace, grey, demi. Is it something you want to do with someone special, or something you just want to get over with?

There are a number of brothels in Brisbane, if it's the latter, making a trip to one of these could sort that out. Are you in any groups for your interests? There's usually a meet-up for whatever your hobbies are. I find it hard to know if i want it when i dont know what im missing if that makes sense.

I do have quite a few hobbies but are mostly female oriented as is my work so not a huge opportunity to meet potential suitors. What are you reasons, if you don't mind me asking, for wanting to have sex?

Her post talks more about wanting someone to be attracted to her than virginity, so I don't know why everyone is just focused on the sex part. I guess I want to have sex at least once. I have flirted with the idea that I am asexual. But I just don't know how to tell. Have thought about a prostitute but am equally terrified. How do you know the good ones from the bad ones?

Go to a licensed brothel and go for the oldest girl there. Tell her your story, then let her drive. That would be a brothel full of female prostitutes yes? We're looking for one with male prostitutes!

As for sex workers - going to a brothel would probably be a more comfortable experience than getting an out-call worker someone coming to your place. I don't have any personal recommendations, but I'm sure someone else in this thread can help. It's a difficult concept, especially as someone who hasn't ever experienced it but has odd years of curiosity built up, but sex is never the same.

I suppose what I'm getting at here, is that I would urge you to try your very hardest to view the act of sex in realistic terms. And having once been a teenaged boy full of curiosity but no experience at one point in my life, I know just how difficult that is to accomplish, but it's so important.

The last thing you want is to finally find yourself having sex with someone, and simultaneously thinking "oh my GOD it's finally happening! To put it bluntly, it can be pretty damn hard to find yourself having the kind of mindblowing sex you've seen in movies based on any number of factors, and you don't want to build it up for so long only to be let down due to unrealistic expectations.

Ultimately, there's a reason why humans have sex for reasons other than procreation - it feels good. But the 'good' spectrum is HUGE and ever-changing, so it's probably healthiest to bare that in mind. You're obviously smart, so I'm probably preaching to the choir, but I just thought I'd chime in to urge to bare that in mind. Sex is a downright fucking mystery at times. You can have sex with someone who you are insanely attracted to and for it to be lousy. You can have sex with someone you aren't really physically attracted to at all, only to become insanely attracted to them after sex because of the way it played out.

And a lot of the time, you can't put your finger on why that's the case. After reading my post back, it seems like I'm a bit negative about sex. For the record, sex is great, but the expectations game is a tricky one, especially as someone who doesn't seem particularly interested in pursuing sexual encounters long-term and is simply looking to 'see what all the fuss is about' which is how I perceive your post, so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Essentially, just about everyone's 'first time' is pretty lousy, but eventually your hormones go crazy again and you find another sexual partner and try again - repeat as desired. But in your case, it doesn't seem like it's very likely that you'll be really interested in pursuing further sexual encounters with any sense of urgency after you have sex for the first time, so I just wanted you to 'not judge a book by its cover' so to speak.

Sorry for the very, very wordy post did I really just type all that to a stranger on the internet about sex? I'm not very good at being articulate. Without wanting to come off as a creep, feel free to PM me if you wanna talk more about this kinda stuff.

Well, remember that with things like asexuality, it is a sliding scale. You may have little to no interest in sex, but want to try it still, for the experience especially because of how prominent in society it is. Asexuality is down to how much desire for sexual intimacy you have.

So you tell by knowing if you feel 'urges': First of all, consider the most important person in this specific situation. What do you like? How regularly do you like it? How confident do you feel talking to strangers?

How do you go emotionally with people? How much money and time are you willing to invest? What do you actually want to get out of this? Overall I see the most sustainable relationships come from this but also the most schisms occurring from this.

Approach with care if you are thinking of asking someone out in this situation. Firstly, don't go to a bar intending to get some. It's dangerous in many ways and probably won't give you a good first experience. Meet someone there, go for a few dates and actually meet them.

Take a wing-person or two or five with you as well for the initial meet, this should boost your confidence and scare off some of the creepier people.

I haven't seen many long term relationships arise from this however. Dating services aren't the only place to meet people online but they are one of the more common places. One of the advantages to online is that as long as you're careful unlike me online and offline can be kept separate and all you need to do is stop talking to someone for them effectively to stop existing. Keep an open mind when interacting with everyone everywhere but also remember that online and offline are very different places.

If you do meet someone online that interests you and decide to take it further be sure to bring someone with you for the first few meets.

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Partnership is all randomness in the end - the way people cross paths, it's pure chaos. From that you're either going to attract more decent people around you or set yourself up so that you're in complete control of your own well-being so you don't need anyone else.

Thats a really interesting concept. I dont really feel owed anything but absolutely there are twerks of jealously when my weirdo younger cousin bags a man and i cant.

Losing your virginity to fulfill a social stigma is silly, if you want it for your own happiness then keep diving into it but if you are simply doing it because other people say it's great then maybe don't worry so much. Are you a man? I noticed others asking and that will help, not because it's a big deal either way but different sexes have different ways of getting laid if i'm honest. As someone in a similar boat, it's not losing your virginity that matters.

It's going your whole life without anyone expressing attraction to you, it can be frankly soul-crushing. The longer you go feeling unattractive the harder it is to seem confident, which in turn makes you less attractive and the cycle continues. A shy girl that is too afraid to ever speak their mind or do what they want is just as unattractive as a girl that clearly spends a good portion of their morning in front of mirrors, falsifying their image.

Both have no confidence in some aspect or another and it's a huge turn off. A girl that's confident with themselves and down to earth is priority over looks for most men. I may be wrong, but from what I can tell I think that goes for women as well.

I have a boyfriend, but it was a long time coming and I've gone through the wringer to get someone like him. I'm happy to help you get set up on dating sites, having used a heap myself!

I can't be your boyfriend, but I'm happy to be a friend: Feel free to PM me: I found a lot less of my energy was spent on looking for a boyfriend when I nurtured friendships. The confidence I got from those ironically made me more attractive: Here's a question - do you want to have sex? Is it something that you want to do, or something that you feel you need to do? Have you considered that you're potentially on the asexuality spectrum ace, grey, demi. Is it something you want to do with someone special, or something you just want to get over with?

There are a number of brothels in Brisbane, if it's the latter, making a trip to one of these could sort that out. Are you in any groups for your interests? There's usually a meet-up for whatever your hobbies are. I find it hard to know if i want it when i dont know what im missing if that makes sense.

I do have quite a few hobbies but are mostly female oriented as is my work so not a huge opportunity to meet potential suitors.

What are you reasons, if you don't mind me asking, for wanting to have sex? Her post talks more about wanting someone to be attracted to her than virginity, so I don't know why everyone is just focused on the sex part. I guess I want to have sex at least once. I have flirted with the idea that I am asexual. But I just don't know how to tell. Have thought about a prostitute but am equally terrified. How do you know the good ones from the bad ones?

Go to a licensed brothel and go for the oldest girl there. Tell her your story, then let her drive. That would be a brothel full of female prostitutes yes? We're looking for one with male prostitutes! As for sex workers - going to a brothel would probably be a more comfortable experience than getting an out-call worker someone coming to your place. I don't have any personal recommendations, but I'm sure someone else in this thread can help.

It's a difficult concept, especially as someone who hasn't ever experienced it but has odd years of curiosity built up, but sex is never the same. I suppose what I'm getting at here, is that I would urge you to try your very hardest to view the act of sex in realistic terms. And having once been a teenaged boy full of curiosity but no experience at one point in my life, I know just how difficult that is to accomplish, but it's so important.

The last thing you want is to finally find yourself having sex with someone, and simultaneously thinking "oh my GOD it's finally happening! To put it bluntly, it can be pretty damn hard to find yourself having the kind of mindblowing sex you've seen in movies based on any number of factors, and you don't want to build it up for so long only to be let down due to unrealistic expectations.

Ultimately, there's a reason why humans have sex for reasons other than procreation - it feels good. But the 'good' spectrum is HUGE and ever-changing, so it's probably healthiest to bare that in mind. You're obviously smart, so I'm probably preaching to the choir, but I just thought I'd chime in to urge to bare that in mind. Sex is a downright fucking mystery at times. You can have sex with someone who you are insanely attracted to and for it to be lousy. You can have sex with someone you aren't really physically attracted to at all, only to become insanely attracted to them after sex because of the way it played out.

And a lot of the time, you can't put your finger on why that's the case. After reading my post back, it seems like I'm a bit negative about sex. For the record, sex is great, but the expectations game is a tricky one, especially as someone who doesn't seem particularly interested in pursuing sexual encounters long-term and is simply looking to 'see what all the fuss is about' which is how I perceive your post, so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Essentially, just about everyone's 'first time' is pretty lousy, but eventually your hormones go crazy again and you find another sexual partner and try again - repeat as desired. But in your case, it doesn't seem like it's very likely that you'll be really interested in pursuing further sexual encounters with any sense of urgency after you have sex for the first time, so I just wanted you to 'not judge a book by its cover' so to speak. Sorry for the very, very wordy post did I really just type all that to a stranger on the internet about sex?

I'm not very good at being articulate. Without wanting to come off as a creep, feel free to PM me if you wanna talk more about this kinda stuff. Well, remember that with things like asexuality, it is a sliding scale. You may have little to no interest in sex, but want to try it still, for the experience especially because of how prominent in society it is.

Asexuality is down to how much desire for sexual intimacy you have. So you tell by knowing if you feel 'urges': First of all, consider the most important person in this specific situation. What do you like? How regularly do you like it? How confident do you feel talking to strangers?

How do you go emotionally with people? How much money and time are you willing to invest? What do you actually want to get out of this? Overall I see the most sustainable relationships come from this but also the most schisms occurring from this. Approach with care if you are thinking of asking someone out in this situation.

Firstly, don't go to a bar intending to get some. It's dangerous in many ways and probably won't give you a good first experience. Meet someone there, go for a few dates and actually meet them. Take a wing-person or two or five with you as well for the initial meet, this should boost your confidence and scare off some of the creepier people. I haven't seen many long term relationships arise from this however.

Dating services aren't the only place to meet people online but they are one of the more common places. One of the advantages to online is that as long as you're careful unlike me online and offline can be kept separate and all you need to do is stop talking to someone for them effectively to stop existing.

Keep an open mind when interacting with everyone everywhere but also remember that online and offline are very different places. If you do meet someone online that interests you and decide to take it further be sure to bring someone with you for the first few meets. I have seen good relationships rise from online meets but most of them end before they get offline. If you're just looking for your first time to be good and have money then I would suggest going with a prostitute.

I know some people look down on this option, personally I haven't used the services of a prostitute but I have heard good things from people who have done it and great things from women who have done it for their first time. I should remind you that you shouldn't go there expecting any kind of two way emotional bond and if you do feel one it's likely that the prostitute is just trying to convince you to come back again.

Overall it comes down to what you want and what you feel comfortable with, be open and honest with both yourself and your prospective partner and always exercise caution. Online dating is meat shopping, your profile picture is glanced at by guys for less than a second and their decision is made, they way women look on those sites is everything, the world shouldn't work that way but it does.

If so, diet and exercise will help you more than anything, gyms are a good place to meet like minded people too. You need to consider the real possibility that you're mentally ill- undiagnosed and untreated mental illness is often noticed by its resultant social symptoms. It sounds like you're anxious and upset by this, and it's a significant part of your life. Talk to your doctor about how you're feeling.

You can get a referral to a psychologist, who can be great to talk to if you find a good one, and maybe even anxiolytic medication or something more specific to your case.

At any rate, it begins with asking for help- and you've done a great job already by coming online and doing that. Now you need to take the scary step of going and asking for it in the real world, including asking for help from a doctor. Please read this if you're not sure if your post is appropriate.

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