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I'm hoping for a couple of real replies but will probably just get downvotes and jokes. Are there any Melbourne websites where you can meet people for casual sex? Want to add to the discussion? Craigslist Craigslist is skewed towards m4w or m4m. Locanto Locanto leans heavily towards m4w. Backpage Separates dating from adult jobs. Tinder Cannot comment because it requires FaceBook. Advice Spam uses pictures ripped off the internet, a randomly generated email or both.
I've had to weed a few out. But it's pretty good! Make sure you take acid beforehand. I just know that there are subreddits for that sort of thing.
You might not get a response your first time, or your second, or third. It just takes the right woman looking at the ad. When you do get a response, be witty and really friendly in your response. Don't send a picture of your dick. Maybe tease her a little, and try to be as articulate as possible.
Don't leave an ad up for more than a couple days, and don't reuse the same title in each ad. Awesome, but can we aspiring cubs get some more advice please? I reaaaallllyyy want a cougar or three! I've done a bit of craigslist man-whoring myself and the guy punching the wall reminds me of a story:. I met a couple off of CL. Both were about 35, I was 27ish. He was a military guy but small framed. She was a stripper and they were very experienced swingers but he also liked her to go and fuck other guys alone, video tape it and take it home to watch with him.
So, the first meeting was in person at a Starbucks. He and I have some quick chit-chat and then she invites me back to her car to smoke pot while he stays in Starbucks. Everything went well, we setup the date night. Date night - she comes over straight after work.
We set the camera up on my dresser and get started. They both made it very clear that kissing was against the rules, so was anal even though she loved it and sex without a condom. She was an awesome fuck and really liked it wild. Between the stripper looks and pornstar fucking, it was like our own porno.
She previously mentioned that loved being choked and having her hair pulled back while being fucked doggy style, so there was plenty of that involved. When she showed it to her husband her was furious. Apparently he was very sensitive about anyone "dominating" her or fucking her rough. I think he wanted her to be in charge when she fucked me and that just wasn't what she wanted. From the way she explained it, he demanded my address and wanted to come over and kick my ass. He also made several calls to me from her cellphone over the next few days.
Fast forward about 3 weeks - she contacts me again and says she wants to come over and fuck again. I said "sure, but what about your husband? Long story short - she brought the camera but said she "forgot" the AC adapter so we couldn't film it. At her request, I fucked her without a condom in both her pussy and ass, while kissing like mad. It was even better than the first time and when she left we both said we couldn't wait to do it again. About a week later I got a text message from her that said: Assuming that the said female appears drastically different from the picture when you meet her, what is your "letdown" line?
Do you say something along the lines of "oops, I forgot I have somewhere better to be"? I'm just honest about it. This is the picture you sent me. If you send somebody an inaccurate photo you're just shooting yourself in the foot. It's not like I'm going to say to myself, "well, in her photos she looked good, but she's massively obese in person. Guess I'll go through with it anyway" once I meet her. I lost my virginity at 3 years ago, at 17, to a girl on gumtree like craigslist and I met up with a couple more women in the two months following.
I didn't message that many and I was surprised how easy it was. I've tried a few times since then but I've seen to lost my nack. I have found it to create as much loneliness as it eliminated.
For me it's a temporary fix at best. I'd much rather be in something stable and long term, if I could stop myself from sexual obsession that is. I have done escorts too, but it's not as fun and obviously it's expensive.
To escorts it's a job, and I'm just another client. With these women there are less rules and they're doing it for their own pleasure. I've wanted to date somebody that I met but she wasn't interested. I secretly have always hoped that it would lead me to a sexually adventurous woman. I'm guessing you've given up on long-term relationships since you do this. Don't you miss the emotional fulfillment? How would you rate yourself on a scale of or if you have the opinion of others, what do they say?
A couple of dozen encounters within 6 years with generally mediocre girls does not seem that awesome. When I was in a similar mood after my first relationship, I managed to have around 20 sexual encounters within 3 years and I would only rate as not good looking , in the old fashioned way and I'm a huge geek. Have you tried to "analog way" before? How would you compare it to Craiglist? No, I haven't been rejected because I always use accurate photos and description. They know what they're getting themselves in to.
I once posted a picture on hot or not and ended up with around an 8 I believe. I had some breaks in there when I was in a relationship, most notably a roughly three year relationship from I meet women through "normal" avenues too.. I'd say it's about the same experience, only it's messier when they are real life. We usually know people in common and then the rumor mill starts. I'm surprised you managed to get an eight. Males on Hot or Not usually average around 5 max. I got a 2 on average the one time I gave it a go and I know I'm not that bad looking.
I just created this account. I'm a male who used CL casual encounters for a few years. I had a lot of fun but it can be pretty sketchy. I ended up having sex with my friend's mom a few years ago when I was It kind of weirded her out I think. To this day she avoids making eye contact with me, which kind of sucks. Then again, she is married and her kid is my best friend so I think she's nervous about me holding all the cards somehow.
I'd never tell anyway. I had a lot of MMF threesomes. One of them the husband freaked out about half way through, took a swing at me but missed and his hand hit the doorframe I was in the process of sprinting out. I think he broke every bone in his hand. I had a really nice girl fall in love with me She left a few notes for me explaining she was bi-polar but medicated and she loved me.
I didn't respond and kind of told her to leave me alone so I could bring other girls home. My room mate got up before I did and found her standing in the front with a butterfly knife out. Not sure if she was afraid of the dog or trying to stab me, but I think it was the latter. She shouted this prepared speech at me about loving me and how I threw her out like trash then ran away crying and I didn't see her again.
The casual encounters section is kind of a mixed bag. It can either go really well, or really bad. I had more success posting in the M4W section pretending I was looking for a relationship. Those girls are very lonely and if you slightly manipulate that angle they give it up on the first date and a lot of them will pretty much do whatever you want just to impress you once they've decided to cross the sexual-rubicon.
Getting rid of them is more difficult than getting them. They'll intentionally drop their bra, wallet, purse, sweater, whatever so they can come back and play house with you. Have you ever tried the M4W section? I stopped using CL when I found another freak like me.
I worked with her What would it take for you to pick a partner? Please tell the story of how you banged your friends mom, and the husband who took the swing at you I communicated with him mostly because it was his fantasy to see another man have sex with his wife.
I met them at a hotel bar and they both seemed like really nice, middle aged people. He was a little on the heavy side but his wife was pretty hot. He said ever since she turned 33 her libido went through the roof and she finally wanted the same fantasies he did or something along those lines. Anyway, everything is fine so we head up to the hotel room. She was a little nervous so I took off my shirt and unbuttoned my jeans. She gave me head and after about a minute she relaxed and paused to take off her clothes.
Her husband didn't say anything but as soon as she took off her panties I could see him get a little red faced he was just sitting in a chair watching with his clothes on. I should have paused for a second I asked what was up but I figured he was just blushing or something. Ignoring him definitely turned into a mistake.
I like rough sex and apparently, unknown to him, so does his wife. She went wild for about 30 minutes while I worked her over. She came twice then I finished. As I'm putting my jeans back on and reaching for my shirt I said something friendly to him about having a good time hanging out with them. He made a weird grunting noise indicating he is obviously upset.
His wife said something mildly flirty like, 'awww, honey, don't be jealous. He said something to her, gets up and walks over to me and starts poking his finger into my chest and giving me a stern talking to about disrespecting him. I had no idea what to say. His wife was trying to calm him down but he wouldn't. I finally just told him to go fuck himself if it wasn't what he wanted and that its not like I can go back and unfuck his wife.
So he threw a punch and hit the doorframe I was standing in and I blitzed out that door barefoot and holding my shoes and shirt.
My friend's mom isn't as exciting. I was 18 and made an ad on CL asking how to meet a cougar. Anyway, one of the responses I asked if we could exchange pictures. A few months later I stopped by over there to meet my friend but he was out of town with his dad. We had an awkward conversation about the internet and her sexless marriage. We had sex just about the entire weekend they were gone.
I went back to my university and I haven't really talked about it with her since. In retrospect - I was a terrible lay at that point in my life and I have no idea why she had fun having sex with me. She made me cookies and we watched movies though. You should have ran back and gave her your number. As I read your post, I wondered the same thing about both of you - what are you ultimately looking for?
Do you consider all these sexual encounters a way to keep your libido satisfied until you fall for someone? Are you damaged from a past relationship and avoiding getting hurt again? Is casual sex all you want, or are you sifting through the haystack in search of a needle? Have you respected any of your conquests or are you just playing a game to get off? Tell me about some women you've met who have been keepers - worth spending time with in and out of the sack, where there's conversational and sexual chemistry, a spark.
I'm just a sexual deviant. I had healthy relationships on and off where I would sustain a monogamous relationship, but none of them were good fits sexually. They were educated girls around my age who were future soccer moms. The girl I am with now I will probably marry. We compliment each other very well in the bedroom and in real life. I did not give a shit about anyone from craigslist. I was pretty manipulative when it came to getting laid.
I was not looking for a relationship online. I'm not damaged good from past relationships either. In college a lot of my friends took pride in drinking a lot and partying and sometimes they would wake up next to a girl they barely knew. I didn't drink a lot in college but I had sex with a lot of girls instead. The girl I'm with now I've been with for a few years and she engages me intellectually, emotionally and sexually.
I used to think I wouldn't be able to meet a girl who was sane and enjoyed the same kind of sex I do, but I found one and locked it down. Everyone worth spending some time with, to a greater or lesser degree.
As a man who used to sleep around a lot, I can tell you for certain why they do this--novelty. It makes sense from an evolutionary perspective that men would want to copulate with as many disparate females as possible. It's just the desire to screw someone new. Why is this confusing to some people? What do you do for a living? If you're uncomfortable answering that, can you tell us your average salary?
I'm querying towards an indication of how much of your income you're spending on the sugar daddy role. I make a low six figure income. I save a lot and only do the sugar daddy thing when I have some discretionary income burning a hole in my pocket. What about personal safety? Are you ever worried that you might get mugged, beat up or have your wallet stolen?
How do you not get bots? I answered one once and it turned out to be the girl who sat next to me at work. True story and very awkward. The rest were all literally bots. Well what happened was I didn't know they were going to all be spam bots and I was dumb enough to use my real email so she recognized my name. I'm a 43 year old dude who's about to meet a 21 year old girl in person this weekend.
She's moving into my town for college and is after a sugar daddy to help cover her away from home expenses.
What tips would you give to make sure she "clicks"? I'm not ugly, not fat, she seems to be into older men. I just want to relive the joy of bouncing against a hard body. Sounds gross, but really, it's a business relationship for fun times. Also, the best way to end this when it suits me no longer. I want to leave her better than I found her, so obviously I'm hoping to give her a good experience, but I don't want to fund her entire diploma!
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Then, to test for for some other STD's, you just pee in a cup. Hopefully you don't have it, but you probably do considering the information that the CDC has on it: I got it from a girl who had 'been tested' - even used a condom. You just got Karma Sutra-ed.
I've heard some cases of they stay in your home even after you die. All this time I thought they were clones of Winston Churchill. It's on par with chest-bursters. I know, I got it from a girl who had 'been tested' - even while using a condom.
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And I'm a straight guy. I'll let you know how it goes. Just curious - how large is your town? I live in a major metro area. You've got some skills there, thanks for delivering. I've gotten one reply from "Lonely Bisexual": Just for clarification, I actually don't get what she's saying. As seen on TV! I think this one is legit: Practically the same thing. Explain a sample of your technique. After going through a few, youll start to see the patterns.
Also rate the quality of the encounter, overall. I'm obviously a sex addict so that didn't stop me. Websites for casual sex? Some girl from reddit responded to my craigslist ad and called me out for copy pasting. Planned Parenthood has enough staff that I don't get to know. Back to responding in a couple of hours! There are varying degrees of sophistication and professional conduct among escorts in Las Vegas, and we are here to furnish men with a sidekick who is anything but ordinary.